May, 2004

SENIOR DOLLAR STRETCHERS
by Mary K. Morgan


ODE TO THE GARAGE SALE

Oh, brightly colored sign beckoning me near,
Could this be the cause of the glee that I hear?
Autos aplenty, and chatty ladies with cash,
Standing in line to pay loot for your trash.
What is this phenomenon of early spring,
That causes people to engage in a fling?
They travel quickly, over hill, over dale,
Simply to be first to a neighbor’s garage sale!



“I’ll give you a quarter for that rusty hinge.”

Those of you who frequent garage sales know that the sport is like one big treasure hunt. Anticipation is 95% of the experience, but the remaining 5% can be quite a blast! You just never know what you are going to find, and the prices are always negotiable. That’s a given. It’s the one area in the shopping arena where offers are expected and no bid is too
low for a first offer. After all, you are helping them get rid of stuff that they no longer want. Furthermore, you are paying for it and hauling it away. The downside is that now their car will now fit in the garage and yours will not! Read on for more thoughts on shopping in the “Pre-owned Galleria”. P.S. Be prepared. Always bring a tape measure, bags and plenty of small bills and change.

Try the Goodwill store in your area. A little known fact is that they get salvage from several retail outlets. To the dollar stretcher, this means that new items sell for thrift store prices. New home decoration furnishings, linens, clothing, and framed pictures often pop up. For best results, visit often, preferably when the trucks arrive with deliveries. Ask!

Never overlook the humble “Rummage Sale” signs at your local churches. Some fine treasures manage to be donated and the prices are rock bottom. Near the end of the sale many offer the leftovers at one dollar a large bag of goodies. That way we clean out the gym for them. Smart!

Warning. Be choosy or you will wind up with way too much “good stuff”. Look for the real treasures!

“Hot Doughnuts”
I visited my local Krispy Kreme Doughnut shop recently on a matter of important business. Friend Brenda had told me that when the red “Hot” sign is lit, you may have a free sample doughnut if you ask. And, she was right on the money, or the doughnut. The manager confirmed this former urban myth, now an urban fact. Yum!


Mall walking pays!
Not only does mall walking pay off with health benefits, but Dollar Stretcher Diane reports that she was walking at Westfield Mall in South County last week and noticed people gathered around a registration table. Upon investigation, she discovered that walking can, in time, earn you a five dollar mall gift certificate. All walking must be done at a particular time frame in the morning to qualify and you must register. Call Westfield at South County for specific information: 314-892-5203

Big, Yellow Savings Guide. Free!
I’ll just bet that you have a SBC Yellow Pages around your house. Sure it’s a good place to look up phone numbers, but it has hidden powers,too. Did you know that there is an extensive coupon section right in the back of this handy guide? Over seventy pages of discounts for everything from mufflers to pizzas are just waiting for you to discover them.

Once while negotiating the price of a new furnace, I bargained tooth and nail for the lowest price. The coup de etat was when I produced myYellow Pages coupon just before I signed the contract. It was for a $100 discount! Sweet savings! Take a look before you need the discounts, so you will know what is back there. You may be in for a pleasant, money saving surprise. Keep clipping.

The Yellow Pages can also save you gallons of gas. Call ahead to check supplies and prices before you venture out shopping. Many good price comparisons can be handled over the phone. My personal triumph concerned deciding where to have a brake job done. I called and recalled the three auto repair installations in close proximity along Lemay Ferry Road until I felt that I had the best price. Most places want your business and will try to outbid their close competition.

Your “two cents worth” is worth folding money.
That’s correct. Marketing research firms will pay good money for your opinions. And there’s no end to the variety of people they need for their studies. I have tasted smoked sausage, salad dressings and energy bars. Participated in discussion groups on topics from cat treats to health insurance. All for very good pay! The trick is to get on the data base of the various marketing companies here in town. And that’s really no trick at all. Simply call and say that you would like to be considered for their studies. When they need people from your demographic group, they will call and see if you are interested in participating in a study. Usually there are a few qualifying questions over the phone. Answer the questions clearly and expand your answers a bit. Sometimes they are just trying to see if you would make a good panel member and if you are willing to give your opinions.

One of my favorites to work for is Peters Marketing, another is Superior Surveys. Peters recently put out an e-mail asking for non-caucasion participants. There are so many companies of this type in the Yellow Pages that you are sure to get on a few lists. Just call and ask. Happy hunting!

Free movie rentals!

Check out the very current DVD and VHS movies at your local library branch. It’s one of the best deals in town. Usually, the larger the branch, the larger the variety. My personal favorite is the Tesson Ferry branch of the St. Louis County Library. What a great selection!
Need a card? Just bring your driver’s license or a utility bill as proof of residence. The City and County have reciprocal card privileges, so get both. Expand you horizons.

Let Stages bring out the GYPSY in you.
Stages St. Louis will be presenting Gypsy from May 29 to June 27. Why not try for a $10 ticket sold the day of each performance? Call 314-821-2407 for the scoop on their “rush” tickets. STAGES ST. LOUIS performs at the Robert G. Reim Theatre which is located at 111 South Geyer Road, at the Kirkwood Civic Center, in Kirkwood, Missouri. Enjoy.



Casino buffets will put meat on your bones, and at a very reasonable prices.
Some great food is to be found in the buffet lines of the local casinos. The prices are all inclusive, beverage, desserts, and all you can hold of their scrumptious spread for on low price. Watch for coupons in the newspaper, tourist booklets, and in mailings. Also remember that the lunch prices are considerably lower than dinner rates. They often have for two for one, and half price offers. These coupons can make a good deal twice as good. Several have free shuttle rides if you want to save on gas, but you may have to hang around a bit longer to catch the free ride. There may not be many free lunches in life, but this comes close.

In need of a make over? Aren’t we all!
Once again the Yellow Pages holds the key to finding a thrifty beauty experience. Under Schools, Cosmetology, you will find numerous beauty colleges that offer a wide variety of services at very reasonable prices. Try a facial, a pedicure or a manicure. Can you say,”Pamper”?
In addition, there are schools where the art of massage is taught that can provide you with bargain rates. So to cap off your day of luxury with a relaxing massage. This tip is for both male and female dollar stretchers. Try it, you’ll like it.

Dollar Stretcher Dorothy reports...
The Lewis and Clark Exhibit at the Missouri History Museum is free to seniors on Tuesday. She was lucky enough to just happen on to this tip when she and husband, Don, visited on a Tuesday. Fully prepared to open their wallets, they were a pair of lucky seniors who visited for free! Thanks for sharing, Dorothy.

April, 2004

SENIOR DOLLAR STRETCHERS
by Mary K. Morgan


Have you heard the old expression, “Money talks, but all mine ever says is, ‘goodbye’.”?
Well let’s just change that punch line with some good deals for April. Maybe we can teach your money to say, “Hi, nice to meet ‘ya. I hope to be sticking around for awhile.”


Q:Where can I find some good bargains on imports, without traveling to Hong Kong?
A: Hong’s Trading Company!

One fine way to bargain shop for some lovely fashionable jewelry, purses, scarves, sunglasses and all sorts of stuff for the ladies is to take a drive to Hong’s Trading Company.
You won’t believe it until you see it for yourself! Be prepared to stay awhile. It’s a great idea to go with a few friends to get their advise on your selections, and to save gas.

The variety is phenomenal and the prices are very low, so beware. Temptation is everywhere. Buy some gift items that you will be needing later on in the year. By now you should be wondering how to get there. Located in Chesterfield, Hong’s is in the Hilltown Village Center right next to Schnucks.The Clarkson exit off Hwy 40 will get you there. Sung or Marie Hong will be glad to answer any questions about hours or location. Just call 636-519-7785. Happy shopping on a shoestring, or a feather boa.


Q: Any chance of getting a tour of Powell Hall? I have some out-of-town visitors who are very interested.
A: Are you in luck!

Not only can you get a tour of Powell, but it is a free tour. A one hour long, guided tour is yours for the asking. Call 314-286-4104 for details. You will be privy to information about the beautiful chandeliers in the foyer to the backstage environs. Enjoy.

Almost next door to Powell is a St. Louis institution of its own right. The Best Steak House has been offering very reasonable steak dinner prices since the 1960’s. It’s a different dining experience. Not at all fancy. Cafeteria style, in that orders are taken as you go through a line and you may select your salad at that time. There’s a lot of hustle and bustle going on behind the line in the very busy work area. Something to see if you’ve never been. Low prices, interesting set up.

Q. Are they still offering the free Sunday concerts at the Missouri Botanical Garden?
A: You bet! Plus you get free admission to the Garden. A ‘twofer’.

“They” are the good folks at Classic 99 and their sponsors who provide From the Garden Live! on Sundays at noon. The April offerings are: April 4, The Arianna String Quartet;
April 18, The St. Louis Gateway Singers; April 25, The Hanser-McClellan Guitar Duo.
Tickets are free but you must call or check their web site the week before each performance to find out where to pick them up. Phone: (314) 725-0099. Call early in the week. The tickets go very fast. He who hesitates...stays home.

Q: Are there any good senior rates around town for live entertainment? I love to attend plays, but the ticket prices are pretty steep.
A: You live in the right city for senior “rush” prices. Those are tickets sold at the last “minute” at very low prices.

The Rep at Webster University sells their rush tickets one half hour before each performance for ten dollars each. That includes the best seats in the house if they are available! I always call first to make sure it’s not a sellout. Call (314) 968-4925. Be spontaneous! Just call and pop over for a fine afternoon or evening of quality, live entertainment.

Stages in Kirkwood has a similar offer, but they sell their rush tickets all day on the day of the performance! Their 2004 season begins in May, so I’ll remind you then and offer more information.

Local high schools put on great plays for very low prices. Many have senior rates. You will be impressed with the quality of these performances. And they will be happy that you came to see them perform. Much hard work goes into putting on a good show. Look for the banners on the front of the schools in your area or call the central office of the school district for dates and times.

Also, I suggest checking at www.bigthankyou.org for bargains on live performances in St. Louis.

Q: What’s up with those demo ladies at the grocery store?
A: Not only great coupons that can be combined with sale prices that can lead to some rock bottom prices, but some tasty treats to snack on while you shop.

Never underestimate the power of a demo lady! They have coupons within their grasp that can save you a lot of money. In addition to being very friendly, smiling people, they are quite knowledgeable about their products and can field your questions. I never turn down a free sample, except if they have liver tidbits on their toothpicks. Naw, a nice demo lady wouldn’t do that.

I saved a bundle on Pillsbury stuff last month by matching my demo coupons up with a great sale. It’s like money in the bank.

Q: What is meant by the expression, “Stop and smell the roses”?
A: Easy one! It means that you should stop by Aldi’s supermarket and pick up a beautiful bouquet for $2.99.

I did it last week. Six, cream colored roses with ferns and baby’s breath for just under three dollars. I changed the water daily and they lasted all week. Can’t beat it for the price. And I “stopped and smelled the roses” each day!

Q: Is there anything new for seniors at the St. Louis Science Center?
A:I just received an interesting e-mail from Dorothy Hutcheson-Gross over at SLSC, and she has lots of ideas for seniors.

She writes,
“Looking for a little change of pace? Break your usual afternoon routine and come to the St. Louis Science Center, 5050 Oakland Ave., for a new and exciting experience. Take advantage of the light crowds after 2 pm and explore the latest exhibits. Meet up with friends for an afternoon filled with friendship and learning.Begin your adventure learning about the small miracles performed on a daily basis that keep our bodies working. The latest OMNIMAX® production, The Human Body, Feb. 2-May 28, uncovers the incredible story of life and highlights more than the mechanics of being human. Complement your OMNIMAX® experience with a trip through our latest traveling exhibition, Brain: The World Inside Your Head, Jan. 31-May 2. Brain takes you on an expedition through the seemingly endless cracks and crevasses of the most complex structure in the universe.” Incidentally, don’t forget to ask for the senior rates for the OMNIMAX tickets.

Q. Any good travel bargains out there? I’m getting restless.
A. Travel fare and bargains are constantly changing. One good place to find some is...

Kevin and Sue McCarthy have a great travel show on 550 KTRS on Sunday mornings from 7 to 9 AM. One their regular features is “Deals and Steals”, a summary of travel bargains that might just fit your budget. They often have guests from travel bargain companies to fill us in on the latest news. I’m always amazed at the trips they find at very reasonable prices. Check out their eight day, China Discovery tour on their web site. You won’t believe the price! www.kevinandsuetravel.com

Q. How can the high gasoline prices improve my social life?
A. Catch a ride here and there with a friend or acquaintance. Always offer to reciprocate. Soon you will be engaged in conversation as you travel!

High gasoline prices make car pooling a thrifty excuse to get together with friends. Many gallons of fuel can be saved if you plan your shopping trips and run small errands together.

If you have some money saving suggestions, please let me know. Everyone likes to save a buck or two.

March, 2004

SENIOR DOLLAR STRETCHERS
by Mary K. Morgan




Spring isready to pop,
So don’t forget to shop,
For those winter buys,
Save now, be wise!


March is here and the winds are blowing in the bargains. There are more things to do and places to see than your calendar can hold, so pick and choose your favorites.

“Spring is nature’s way of saying, “Let’s Party!” - Robin Williams

Not such a bad excuse for a gathering, the Vernal Equinox, followed by the first day of spring (March 20), is one of nature’s milestones. As the Earth travels around the Sun, it is a good reminder that the days are getting longer and the plants are waking up. Having a few friends over to celebrate will force you to straighten up the house and do some planning. Go with some bright fruit drinks. A very plain drink can be brought to life with some fruit garnishes and a little umbrella, not to mention some rum. We’re talking pennies here for a major transformation. Presentation is everything!

If you can’t find the little drink umbrellas at a good price, try the St. Louis Carnival Supply on South Broadway. What a fun place to shop! Plan on a long visit because there is so much to see. All the major holidays are well represented with favors and decorations often unique to their store and all at bargain prices.

Speaking of spring....

Why not start some seedlings in your window sills? Remember, it only takes a few good tomato plants to supply yourself and several friends with an abundant supply. A few flowers would be nice, too. In fact, why not get some packages of seeds to use as party favors? Ten for a dollar at the local dollar stores. Also, cute painted trowels, potting soil, ceramic planters, plant food... are all at the dollar stores. Save a bundle with a small packet.



And speaking of nature’s beauty...

Behold the Annual Orchid Show at the Missouri Botanical Garden, through March 14. The regular adult admission to this special attraction is $ 3.00, but seniors get to save a buck. This year’s backdrop is an ancient ruins, taken over by hundreds of exotic, fragrant orchids and dense tropical foliage. A romantic, jungle setting awaits you. For more information call: (314) 577-0254 or visit www.mobot.org

While you are visiting the Garden, learn to save some money by touring the
EarthWays Home. Plan to visit on the third Friday and Saturday of each month to tour the lovely Victorian home that has been especially renovated to showcase modern energy saving innovations and recycled products.Watch money being saved right before your very eyes. Cost? A mere $ 2.00! For more information and tour times call: (314) 577-0220


“Bridget O’Flynn, Bridget O’Flynn, where have you been? Sure your story and your clothin’s mighty thin. You said you went to the big parade. The big parade me eye! Sure all the parades in this whole land ain’t so long in passin’ by...”

Just recalling an old ditty sung many times by my very Irish father and getting in the mood for the wear’n of the green. Once again St. Louis is a city divided as to when to celebrate St. Patrick’s Day. But that’s just grand, because we get to celebrate twice!

On Saturday March 13, the 35th annual St. Patrick’s Day parade and the Michelob Ultra Run will be held downtown. Call 314-241-PATS for information.

And on March 17, the Dogtown St. Patrick’s Day parade will display its finery.

Green beer will be flowing freely and many taverns will be offering free corned beef and cabbage to their customers. Green beer is a terrible thing to waste, help in preventing this tragedy.

“Just stay away from that dancin’ hall. Sure none of them is any good at all... That’s where I met your father, Bridget darlin’!



“From the Garden Live! “ is back for 2004!

The first program of the new season will be on March 28. Call 314-577-0254 or visit www.mobot.com for further information as to performances and ticket pick-up locations. Remember to get your tickets early. These are usually sell-outs, but free “sell-outs”. Admission to the Garden is included with your free ticket. Go for it! It’s a twofer!



“Have you heard about the lonesome loser?” -Bob Kuban

He’s the guy who has never been to the City Museum! And why not, you ask? Too busy? Thought it is just for kids? Well, it’s not for the little ones on Friday and Saturday nights after 5 p.m. It’s quite the adult place to be and be seen. Get a group together and organize an outing that you will all remember. For $ 5.00 you will have some unique experiences in a most unusual setting. Chances are, you’ll be back. Don’t miss Beatnik Bob’s cafe where they have poetry readings one Saturday a month. For more information call: (314) 231-2489 or visit www.citymuseum.org


Abra Kadabra! Watch the money stay in the wallet!

Don’t even reach for that billfold! This is a well kept secret, but I’m going to share it with you because you are a faithful dollar stretcher. The Magic House in Kirkwood offers free admission to families (up to two adults and four of their children) on the third Friday evening of each month. That’s correct, free. Mark it on your Thrifty Fun Calendar before you forget! For more information call: (314) 822-8900 or visit www.magichouse.org Enjoy.


“Dedicated to art and free for all.”

All you hometown money savers know that the Art Museum always offers free admission to their permanent collection. Did you know that the Ford Motor Company underwrites Ford Free Fridays, offering free admission to all special exhibits, free audio tours, free Focus Talks, and free auditorium presentations such as films and lectures? At a time when other cities keep raising museum prices, St. Louis is lucky to have such a generous corporate sponsor. Culture is alive, well and free in our fair city.For more information call: (314) 721-0072 or visit www.slam.org


Spring Migration- “My bags are packed, I’m ready to go...”

Kevin and Sue McCarthy have a great travel show on 550 KTRS on Sunday mornings from 7 to 9 AM. One their regular features is “Deals and Steals”, a summary of travel bargains that might just fit your budget. I’m always amazed by the trips they find at very reasonable prices. Check out their eight day, China Discovery tour on their web site. You won’t believe the price! www.kevinandsuetravel.com


March is Women’s History Month

Special events are on the docket at the Old Court House and the Gateway Arch to commemorate the role of women in shaping our past. There will be an ongoing series of programs throughout the month. For more information call: (314) 655-1701 www.nps.gov/jeff



Remembering the Quest of Lewis and Clark

The St. Louis Sciece Center Omnimax Theater is featuring Lewis & Clark: Great Journey West, a wonderful film of the trek of Lewis and Clark as they traveled to uncharted territories. The film is part of the Great American Adventure Series and will be presented through May 28, 2004. Senior admission is $6.00. and sometimes two for one offers are foun on bigthankyou.org and www.druryhotels.com
For more information call: (314) 289-4444 or visit www.slsc.org

If the Lewis and Clark theme is your fancy, you may want to take a walking tour at the Zoo titled, The Animals of the Lewis & Clark Trail: A Walking Tour at the Zoo. Chances are, you may even see an animal or two that actually descended from ones encountered by the two adventurers! For more information call: (314) 781-0900




Thanks to dollar stretcher Eileen for her idea about using coupons. She is so correct! They add up to notable savings in no time. When I see a coupon for something that I buy all the time, I keep it in my wallet and treat it like US currency! It spends the same.

Please write to the Sound Off column with any suggestions about ways to save money. Sharing is caring.

May your pockets be heavy,
Your heart be light,
And may good luck pursue you
both morning and night.
Anon.

Looking forward to seeing you in April with more good deals. Showers of dollars.

February, 2004

SENIOR DOLLAR STRETCHERS
by Mary K. Morgan



If you were my Valentine,
I’d be your little honey.
And together we could
save plenty of money.
We could go far,
we could go wide.
All through each day,
we’d smoothly glide.
Being careful with a buck,
never leaving things to luck.
Planning carefully is the key,
to lots of fun for you and me.


“Nature abhors a vacuum.” And my closets are proof of this fact.

It’s time to do a little house cleaning and clear out some of that valuable stuff you’ve been saving for way too long. If you haven’t used it in a year or so, chances are you can live without it. Turn it into cash buy using the Bargain Box feature in the daily paper. The ads are free for items under $200. You can’t beat free. They have a liberal policy and several ads can be run each month. Someone wants your goodies. Be sure to look in the ads for bargains on things you may be looking for. Contact numbers are in the paper in the classified section. Think of it as sort of a cheap E-Bay for the less techy set. Look at all that space in your closets! Looks like a vacuum, hum...

Happy Groundhogs’ Day! February 2, 2004

If you are going to send any cards for this holiday, you will probably have to make your own. And that could be fun in itself. Going out for a Groundhogs’ Day toast might be just the excuse you need to get together with a friend.

A perfect place to celebrate might just be The Pasta House on So. Lindbergh, where all pasta dishes are half-price from 3 PM to 5 PM, Monday through Thursday. Even the small orders are half-price. Needless to say, I’ll make any excuse to go, even a GHDay celebration.

Let’s all keep our fingers crossed that Puxatawny Phil doesn’t see his shadow and go back into his hole for six weeks. A mild winter means savings on the utility bills, and all of us can use a break at this time of year. Of course, if we don’t like Phil’s prognostication, we now have our own groundhog at the St.Louis Zoo. Beats the potbellies pig we used for a few years.


“You cannot bring about prosperity by discouraging thrift.” .
Abraham Lincoln (1809-65)

Definitive proof that Honest Abe was a dollar stretcher. And how would the man who made that quote want you to celebrate his birthday? By squandering money? I think not. Abe would like to be remembered in a more simple, back-to-the-basics way, like a trip to the library to check out some videos and a leisurely nature walk around the beautiful path at Jefferson Barracks Park. Built with a grant from Taco Bell after the flood of ‘92, it is a lovely place to get some exercise and commune with Nature.


“I’ll have that twenty-five pound, heart-shaped, box of chocolates, please.”

Don’t be bashful, my sweet. Go right into your favorite drugstore branch on the morning of the fifteenth and check out the Valentines Day candy markdowns. Remember, in a day or two, it will usually go down to 75%, or more, off to make room for all the Easter candy! Ask the manager for the exact date that the deep discounts will begin, then be there when they open. He who hesitates...

A Tribute to Bacchus: “Bottle of wine, fruit of the vine...”

I know a secret, and I’m ready to spill it. Or perhaps, pour it. Globe Drug Stores have some of the most unusual wines at rock bottom prices. If you have always wanted to host a wine tasting party, this is your place to shop for the potables. I can almost guarantee that you will be impressed with the unusual finds and bargains as well as the knowledgeable sales people. My favorite branch is the Broadway location.

Pick up unique, hand-painted wine glasses at the dollar store, identify each guest’s glass with a charm or do-dad and let them take them home as a souvenir. Another happy hunting ground for wine glasses is at local garage sales. Honestly, everything else can be found at the dollar store, napkins, crackers, cheese, chips, pretzels, you name it.

And while you are in the neighborhood...

A free tour of the Anheuser Busch Brewery at 12th and Lynch Streets would sure hit the spot. Just in case you are looking for a little outing, the hours are Mon.-Sat. 9 am to 5:30 pm and Sun. 11:30 am to 5:30 pm. Call 314-577-2626 for details. Both tours and parking are free, as well as a product tasting at the conclusion. Hard to beat the price.


Headline: Washington Decides Not To Toss Dollar Across The Potomac

Who could blame him? That very same dollar could buy some very interesting items at Deals or Dollar Tree stores today. So, I suggest that on February 22, you and a few thrifty friends visit a true, single-price dollar store and see who can find the best deal. George would be proud to be the father of a country where so many good buys are to be had for a dollar.

Maybe someone can bring a prize for the cleverest shopper, but nothing over a dollar, please.



“On my honor, I will try: To serve God and my country,
To help people at all times, And to live by the Girl Scout Law.“

Were you ever a Girl Scout? If the answer is, “Yes”, you have just one more month to take in the Today's Girls, Tomorrow's Women: Girl Scouts in Greater St. Louis, 1918 to Today Exhibit at the Missouri History Museum in Forest Park. Call 314-746-4599 for specifics. Or go to www.mohistory.org

“My bags are packed, I’m ready to go...”
Kevin and Sue McCarthy have a great travel show on 550 KTRS on Sunday mornings from 7 to 9 AM. One their regular features is “Deals and Steals”, a summary of travel bargains that might just fit your budget. I’m always amazed by the trips they find at very reasonable prices. Check out their eight day, China Discovery tour on their web site. You won’t believe the price! www.kevinandsuetravel.com


I’ll get you to use a computer somehow, if it takes me all year!

If you are a novice, go to the library and ask the librarian to help you connect to the internet. Now ask for help finding a search engine. There, that was easy enough. Now, the reward for your bravery. The Drury Hotels web site (search: Drury Hotels St. Louis coupons) has many, many good coupons on it. Bargains and buy one/ get one offers for attractions around town. Get there, select your favorites and hit Print. Your copies will be waiting for you at the deck at the bargain price of ten cents per page.

Another great St. Louis coupon site is townplannerstl.com . Take a look and see how many different offers posted here will save you money. You’ll be impressed, and enriched. I especially like the two for one Gingham’s Restaurant offer, because that’s where I pick up my copy of the Senior Circuit each month! And when I do, I always wonder how many of my fellow diners are paying twice the check that a dollar stretcher would pay.


Those bargains are out there, I can spot them a mile away. And when I do, I’ll pass them on to you. Nothing would make me happier than to save all of you a few bucks. Hey, that would really add up to big savings!

Looking forward to seeing you in March, there should be some good deals blowing in the wind.

January, 2004

SENIOR DOLLAR STRETCHERS
by Mary K. Morgan

A Profitable Prognostication

In my crystal ball I see, a person who saved a bundle in 2003.
But wait, I see more, savings and wealth galore for 2004!


What better time to decide to become a dollar stretcher than in January? The whole next year is like a blank canvas on which to display your progress. New calendars abound, so why not make one of them your personal dollar stretcher planner, a tally of sorts. Write down free activities and special deals, and small notes to recall your money saving triumphs. Birthdays and special gift dates should be there too, because by now you are quite polished at coming up with the right gift at the right price. This is an art that requires special planning, so a calendar helps. By this time next year you will marvel at your good habits and reflect on all of the good deals you’ve found. Prosperity and Happy Savings to you in 2004!

Once again, St. Louis is a Dollar Stretchers Paradise!

A recent article in the local, daily newspaper said that museums around the country are raining their ticket prices and that the average admittance fee is over twenty dollars per person. Obviously St. Louis did nothing to inflate this figure. Our St. Louis Art Museum is always free to all. Even the special exhibits are free on Fridays, thanks to Ford Free Fridays. All you have to do is make plans and visit this fine jewel of Forest Park. Parking is even free, with plenty of handicapped spots awaiting those who need them. However, I should pick a spot with a good walk. I need the exercise. Need more information? Call 314-721-0072.


www.bigthankyou.org

Has it been awhile since someone gave you a big, “Thanks!”? Then it’s time you log on to www.bigthankyou.org and get a thank you that stretches your dollars. You will find all kinds of offers and discounts from local non-profit venues. If you have any out-of-town guests, this is the place to look for deals before you venture out on your sightseeing trips. That grand tour will be even more grand at half the price! For a fast connection, don’t forget to use those computers at your public library. Use your tax supported institutions and their services every chance that you get. It’s the dollar stretcher mind set in action.

Thanks for the tip!

Many of you faithful readers know a good deal when you see one. Thanks to Lynn Vessell for being so generous as to pass this one along to the rest of us. An outlet store for men’s, women’s and children’s name-brand clothing is hiding over on Cherokee street. But not for long! As soon as you hear about their excellent prices on top brand merchandise, the proverbial cat will be well out of the shopping bag. Speaking of bags, mine were nicely filled with beautiful sweaters at $8 each! If outlet shopping is new to you, a few tips might be helpful. While many items are over-runs or off-season items, some are irregulars, so take a careful look before you buy. The brands are great and the prices low at the South Side Outlet, 2720 Cherokee St., 314-771-2707. Happy bargain hunting!


Shop ‘til you run out of dollar bills!

Good news for those of us who like to eat on a budget, the Deals store on Watson Rd., in south county, now has a very complete food department with freezer cases and a refrigerated section, produce, bread and bagels, you name it. From the look of the steady stream of customers, people like the one price concept. Some very good buys on ice cream, interesting frozen entrees and snacks end up at this treasure trove of culinary bargains. Remember that they accept manufacturers coupons, too. That’ s right, with coupons, items are even less than a dollar. If you watch what brands they usually carry, you will know which coupons to bring along. That just makes good “cents”.


Pay half price for beautiful floral treats!


Several florists in town sell their fresh flowers for half price on Saturday afternoons. This includes the famous shop on South Grand. Call individual shops to find out if they have a similar offer. You are in for a big surprise when you check out these lovely deals. Arrange some happiness for your friends. Good deals on vases and floral containers are to be found at area thrift stores. Many lovely items from florists end up there. Let’s get them back in circulation.

Comparison Shop ‘Til You Drop, the Price.

Many retailers will meet or beat competitors’ prices. But most shoppers do not take the time and trouble to compare prices. Sure it takes effort, but what else pays as well, or as fast? There are bargains to be had just by taking notes, checking ads and watching model numbers. This is especially true when purchasing major appliances. I once went up and down South Lindbergh shopping for a refrigerator. Each store came down a few dollars, and I just kept going back and forth until I was too tired to do it again. It worked. I got an excellent price and felt that I had accomplished something. Ice cube, anyone?

At the Grocery Store, the Demo People Are Your Friends!

How do I know? They are always smiling at me and offering treats. And then, to top it off, they hand me a fist full of money saving coupons! Now that’s a real friend for you. Be sure to stop when you spy a demo set-up in the store. Most times they have something good and you can always save the coupons for days when the items are deeply discounted. Last week, I bought name-brand canned vegetables for six cents a can, because I had squirreled away a bunch of coupons from “the large, happy, green guy” vegetable company. Got any new recipes for corn and green beans?


Now get out that brand new calendar and get busy planning and noting your best buys.
Repeat after me.”No one can stretch a dollar farther than I can! “ And be sure to watch out for that recoil! See you in February.

December, 2003

SENIOR DOLLAR STRETCHERS
by Mary K. Morgan

Dear Santa, I’ve been so good,
Saved my dollars when I could.
Now some gifts I must procure.
My wallet feels so secure.
It’s a shame not to be thrifty.
I can find some gifts quite nifty,
And not spend a bundle of dough,
No one will ever have to know,
That I searched for miles and miles,
Scouring the store ads and aisles,
To find the perfect, thrifty gift,
For everyone that’s on my list!


Spend! Spend! Spend less!

This is the month that challenges even the most frugal and clever dollar stretchers. Everything is screaming, “Spend. Spend. Spend more. “ How can you make it through December without compromising your budget too much? Shift the focus of your gift giving to unique, personalized, thoughtful presents and outings and away from those with the highest price tags. Some things are priceless and it’s up to you to find them. Some of the obvious include family photo collections, organized and well labeled for the younger folks in the family. Old recipes, updated and clearly written or typed on attractive cards or written in a journal-type book are worth their weight in gold and calories. Don’t assume that just because a recipe is second nature to you, that others in the family aren’t dying to get it.


Old Time Radio D.J.’s Give Us a Blast From the Past

Many of your favorite disc jockeys from St. Louis radio in the 60’s will be on hand on Thursday, December 4, 7 p.m., at the Missouri History Museum in Forest Park, in the Mac Dermott Grand Hall. Come and enjoy some “oldies” spun by such notables as Buddy Moreno, Davie Lee, Chuck Norman, Johnnie King, Paul Warner, Mark Langston, Bernie Hayes, just to name a few. This free event is co-sponsored by Real Oldies 1430. Bring along some friends and share the fun. You may even be compelled to stop for a burger and fries on the way. Be there or be square.

“Let’s go surfin’ now, everybody’s learnin’ how, come on a surf-fari with me.”

You won’t need a board but you will stumble across some terrific bargains if you learn to “surf the Web”. To get started try one of my all time favorites. If this site doesn’t whet your appetite for more, I give up! www.freelancebyu.com Be smart and sign up for their almost daily newsletter. You’ll be hooked on this site. Readers from all over the country contribute gems of information that will save you big bucks.


“You’ll never guess where Mary is holding her Holiday party this year!”


This next suggestion may be a shocker, but there is a method in my madness. Sure, you will have to spend $ 80 up front, but your gift will cover nineteen people on your list! Besides, you’ve been saving a little extra each month for just such an opportunity. If you can pull this one off, your friends and family will be talking about it for years to come. Here goes, invite nineteen of your closest friends and family to an old fashioned hayride in Forest Park. A 45-minute (plus) hayride on tractor-pulled wagons, and afterwards, you and your group may return to the picnic grounds where a roaring bonfire will be awaiting you. Each group gets their own private bonfire. Bring your own hot dogs, trimmings, and marshmallows to roast. Hayride dates in December are Dec. 5 and 6; and Dec. 12 and 13. I may just do this one myself, so you had better call in those reservations early. And I know where to get the hot dogs, condiments, marshmallows and buns at a great price, Aldi’s. Like me, you probably still have a few questions, so for more information call: 314-289-5330, 9 a.m. - 4 p.m., Mon. - Fri. If this particular activity doesn’t suit your fancy, call to ask about other events in the Park. And if you haven’t been there lately, hang on to your stocking cap! The renovations are spectacular.


Discover a Treasure Trove at www.townplannerstl.com


Some real good deals are to be found on the Coupon section of this web site. If you read carefully, you can save big bucks with many of the two-for-one offers for food and entertainment. Many offers expire as of the end of this month, but they will update their offers shortly. After you see all of the food offers, you may not want to cook all year!


Free Entertainment at the new Blanche M. Touhill Performing Arts Center

Visit the campus of UMSL this December and see the newest attraction, the Blanche M. Touhill Performing Arts Center. Their schedule is packed with quality entrainment, and I just want to mention a performance by the United States Air Force Band of Mid-America, on December 9th at 7;30 PM, that is free to the public. Tickets are required, so for information please call 314-516-4949. Join the Band for an evening of symphonic band master works, marches, pops and jazz. From John Phillip Sousa to Glenn Miller, have fun listening at this beautiful new venue in St. Louis. Take a few friends. The more the merrier and it’s a merry time of year!

Holiday Thrills with “Santa vs. The Snowman” at the Science Center

This animated IMAX feature film will keep the little ones on the edge of their seats and while visions of sugar plums dance in their heads. If Christmas just can’t get here fast enough, bring them to the Science Center for this delightful film done by the same animators as were featured in Jimmy Neutron. A trip to the Center is always a gift, any time of the year. Remember memberships make wonderful presents that give all year long! For information and times, call 314-289-4444, or visit the web site at www.slsc.org.

Cans Film Festival Returns to Wehrenberg

Yep, it’s back. If you’ve ever attended, you know you are in for a real treat. The rules are the same. All fifteen theaters participate in the festivities. Ronnie’s and DesPeres will be the “home base” stations, with live radio broadcasts.You bring three canned goods and get a free movie pass for Saturday, December 6, before 4 p.m. If you donate thirteen cans, you will also receive a free voucher for a future trip to a Wehrenberg Theatre. The largest individual donation receives a year’s movie pass to all Wehrenberg Theatres.The Salvation Army gets the food and you get a good feeling that you helped feed the needy. Last year over 135,000 canned goods were collected at the Festival!


From the Garden, Live! In December!

Some fine December Dollar Stretcher fun in is store for you at the Botanical Garden. A free, ticketed Christmas Concert is offered for your entertainment by the Bach Society of St. Louis on Sunday, December 7, at the Missouri Botanical Garden at noon. Directed by Dr. A.Dennis Sparger, this is the fifteenth year that this choral tradition of the Bach Society has been offered. Please phone the week before the performance to find out which sponsor is offering the tickets. The price is right and it’s the perfect opportunity to visit the rest of the Garden at no cost. (314) 725-0099


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It won’t be long and you’ll be ringing out the old year and ringing in the new. Can you think of a more spectacular place to do it than our own Forest Park? Yes, it’s true, a New Year’s bash will be held in the Park to launch the Celebrate 2004 campaign. Join your friends at the Missouri History Museum for a World’s Fair style celebration with entertainment that spans the globe. With way too many attractions to list here, be assured that there is something for everyone. A special attraction will be master illusionist Terry Richison. This is a family event, so the kids in the family are all invited for a good time at the MacDermott Grand Hall this December 31, from 7 p.m. to 11:30 p.m. If you are planning to eat dinner that evening at Meriwether’s, Patty Long Catering will offer entrees from $18-27. Reservations are required, please call 314-621-9598. And resolve to visit the History Museum often in 2004, maybe even become a member.


Have fun this Holiday Season and try to do it on a shoestring, or a curly ribbon. It truly is the thought that counts. Your very special, personalized holiday trips and gifts are priceless to your friends and relatives. They represent something that money can’t buy. Happy New Year!

November, 2003

SENIOR DOLLAR STRETCHERS
by Mary K. Morgan


“Sixteen candles make a lovely light, but not as bright as...” Fifty-five+ candles!

Visit the impressive 630 web site, www.630KXOK for free memories. Designed by Mike Anderson, CEO of PickeringOnline, a hometown web site design and management company, it is a great trip down Memory Lane for those of us in the 50+ demographic. It will evoke the best and the worst of your teen-angst memories. You loved 630 when you were a senior, and now that you’re really a Senior, you can reminisce over those evenings spent sitting around Steak ‘n Shake or Chuck A Burger listening to the car radio. Remember that before we had transistor radios, we really drained those car batteries for a few tunes. Share some of your memories with others who listened faithfully to KXOK by submitting them to the site manager, Mike Anderson. Contact instructions will be easily found when you visit.You may even have some old KXOK memorabilia laying around the house to share on this popular, fast growing site. Ah! Wasted youth!

Follow Those Signs!

Been to any good yard sales lately? I have! Probably too many. Still, they are a great way to do some very interesting, low budget shopping and feel as if you are on a treasure hunt at the same time. You just never know what you may run across in someone’s castoffs. Go prepared with plenty of change and your own shopping bags. Don’t be afraid to make offers, it’s expected. Have fun sorting out your treasures when you get home. Remember you can always pass them on at your own yard sale, perhaps at a small profit!


Special delivery for you! DING, DONG

For the best selection in balloon bouquets,visit any of the local dollar stores. They have an array of latex and Mylar balloons for every occasion. A tip: Don’t buy the little sand weight for a $1, instead, pick out a little weighty gift item to use as a base. Then the fun part, be your own delivery person! If possible take along a friend and have fun driving around making your deliveries. Don’t visit, just deliver, ring the bell and leave. Follow up with a phone call if you have any doubts as to whether the lucky recipient was home. Some gifts may be a little early or late, but try to make one “run” every month or so. The $ 2.98 bunches of flowers from Aldi’s make equally good delivery gifts, especially if you bought some vases at yard sales.

Holiday shopping is a reality! Be prepared.

Gift baskets and gift towers built from dollar store items can be fun to shop for and to make. Always try to save shredded colored paper and pretty tissue and gift wrap, ties, small ribbons, little seasonal do-dads, anything that could be used to ‘garnish’ your presentations. Try to limit the cost to $5 or so, or you could easily get carried away and spend way too much. Be choosy. Select the best and most unusual items for your creations. Make them special by tailoring them to their lucky owners.

From the Garden Live! A free treat for you and your friends.

The Botanical Garden is rich in free entertainment this month with four performances of From the Garden Live! November 2, The American Kantorei, conducted by Dr. Robert Bergt, will be on stage and on the air. November 9, two young members of the Saint Louis Symphony Orchestra , Melissa Brooks Rubright (cello) and Kristin Ahlstrom (violin) will join member Jan Gippo on the flute and Peter Henderson on the piano. It will be a Chamber Spectacular!
Later in the month, November 16 visit the Garden for the St. Louis Symphony Brass, and on November 23, Mark Holland, Native American Flute. All tickets are free and the location of their availability will be posted on the Garden web site or you may find out by calling (314) 725-0099 the week before each performance. All performances begin promptly at noon, so get there a little early for seating. Visit the entire Botanical Garden following the broadcast at no charge. It’s a twofer!

“She’s real fine my 409, my 409.” And let’s keep her that way!
Oil change certificates and car wash certificates make wonderful gifts. Check with your local establishments, they can usually be purchased in packages and sometimes at deep discounts. Suggest that selling discounted certificates is a great way to get some new business for other services offered. Here’s hoping that you find some good bargains in this area. I did!

Looking for Adventure?

Bev Pfeifer-Harms at the Saint Louis Science Center reminds us that there are many senior friendly exhibits and that the Omnimax Theater offers special senior rates. Admission to the Center is always free and the facility first-rate. Currently the Omnimax is featuring The Great Adventure Series, consisting of three films, Everest, Shackelton’s Arctic Adventure and Lewis & Clark: Great Journey West. In addition, there will be a Healthfest on November 29 with screenings, seminars and interactive displays. Call the Science Center for details of these attractions (314) 289-4400.


‘Real Oldies’ 1430 brings back songs from the ‘50’s and 60’s.

Hurray! to 1430 AM for filling the gap and bringing back the oldies to St. Louis radio. You will have a pleasant surprise in store when you tune your dial to this new-oldies station. Sing along to your heart’s content as you cruise the neighborhood. You’ll know all the lyrics!


Loss Leaders: A gain for smart shoppers.

When stores offer seasonal or weekly loss leaders, be smart and stock up on the low cost specials. It may be a loss for them, but it’s a gain for you. Not only can you fill your own pantry, but it’s a good time to buy canned goods and non-perishables for all of the food drives next month. Be prepared and carry a few cans in your car for unexpected donations that often mean store discounts to you.

Thank you for taking the time from your busy day to check out these money saving tips. Save big in November so that you have a little extra for the Holidays next month. Start reminding yourself that it is the thought that counts and don’t make the mistake of overspending on gifts. A clever dollar stretcher like you can find just the right gift for about five dollars! Take my challenge and see what you can come up with in this price range. You’ll surprise yourself!

Be Thankful.

October, 2003

SENIOR DOLLAR STRETCHERS
by Mary K. Morgan

Networking, it’s not just for CEO’S.

Every smart saver knows that it’s not always what you know, but who you know. Every chance you get, write down and keep a file of names and numbers of people you meet who may be of help in the future. Perhaps they have a skill or some expertise to share. Maybe they know reliable craftsmen and can give you their names.

In particular, I keep in touch with a group of loosely knit acquaintances who are bargain hunters. We communicate primarily by e-mail, but at times phone each other with hot tips on bargains. One person out there looking for good deals is great, but if you can get a group together, all the better.All those eyes and ears mean more information to share with the rest of the smart savers. More than once I’ve received a GDB (good deal bulletin) from a friend that proved to be a gold mine.

As you interact with your ever growing group of dollar stretching friends you will come to know their tastes, sizes, preferences, etc. And they will know yours. This makes it easy to send tips their way as you stumble on to unexpected treasures. Coupon exchanges are a natural extension and prove to be very profitable if you are a smart shopper, and I know you are.

Complaining, rather,“commenting” pays off big time!

Are your cookies a little stale? Your chips too greasy? Did that bargain pack of 4 underwear contain 3-Large, but 1-Small? Do your new shoes squeak? Is your car still dingy after going through the carwash? I could go on and on, but you get the idea. Many times the things and services that we pay good money for just aren’t satisfactory. What do you do? Suck it up and just forget about it, or take some action? I say,”Take some action.”

Not satisfied? Speak up. Tell the provider of the service or the store owner right away. If it is a product from a major company, most have a “Comment” 800 number printed on the package. Use it. Don’t feel powerless. Dial up a customer service representative and explain the problem. Chances are you will be satisfied when you hang up if you follow a few simple steps:
Be very polite and upbeat. You know that they have a good reputation and do not want inferior products out there.
Be brief and to the point with your comment. Don’t ramble.
Be clear as to what you want from them. A replacement? A refund? A free coupon for next time?

Next time you are less than satisfied, speak up. It’s your dollar, don’t waste it. It’s not impolite to comment about consumer disappointments. It is helpful to the vendor or manufacturer to be kept informed.


You’re “a Winner” in my book!

Last month I mentioned that rebating is my new, favorite hobby. It still is, and I’ve added another favorite to my list. Contesting! Contests are everywhere, once you start looking for them. Grocery stores, department stores, magazines, newspapers, meetings, entertainment venues all offer contests from time to time. Enter them all. Assuming it is a legitimate source, you have nothing to lose but a minute of your time. Don’t enter if the information called for is too personal, or if you suspect that it is just an advertising ploy. Stick to names and publications that you trust. And if writing is a problem, carry some of those little address stickers along with you. Sometimes all you need to add is a phone number so that they can call and say,” Congratulations! You’re a winner.”

Parking Lot Confirms That the Word is Out!
The parking lot at the Keller Eight Cine is filling up fast, confirming that you thrifty dollar stretchers out there are zeroing in on a very good deal. Two dollars for a theater ticket, that’s a bargain.

Eads Bridge Traffic Remains Sparse
Still a secret route to cross the Mississippi, the Eads Bridge is a ghost town. Save gas, get on at the end of Washington Avenue and exit along side the Casino Queen. You can’t get lost, it’s a bridge!

Blanche M. Touhill Performing Arts Center is Open and Going Strong

The beautifully imposing new structure on the UMSL campus is the Blanche M. Touhill Performing Arts Center, and it is magnificent. This world class performing hall houses two theaters. The largest being the Anheuser Busch Performance Hall with seating for 1625 people. Over a dozen events are scheduled for October with special pricing for seniors. Two that are extremely low cost are October 10, the Saint Louis English Music Festival with the Arianna String Quartet and October 23, the UMSL Jazz Ensemble. Either would be a great opportunity to tour the new facility and an entertainment bargain.To get on their mailing list call 314-516-4100. For tickets call 314-516-4949.

October is Filled to the Brim with Festivals and Thrifty Fun

The 17th Annual Loop in Motion Arts Festival 0/3 to 10/4. Call 636-946-7776.
The Oktoberfest 10/4 to 10/5 at Frontier Park in St. Charles. Call 314-725-4466.
The 11th Annual Historic Shaw Art Fair 10/4 to 10/5. Call 314-771-3101.
Antique Show at the Machinists Hall, 12365 St. Charles Rock Road, 9:30 AM to 3 PM.
The International Institute’s International Folk Festival 10/10 to 10/12 at Greensfelder Complex in Queeny Park. Call 636-391-0922.
Columbus Day Parade and Festival 10/12 on the Hill. Call 314-837-8830.



And, remember, Daylight Savings Time ends on the 26th. Fall back!
See you next month with more money saving ideas. Keep on saving.

September, 2003

SENIOR DOLLAR STRETCHERS
by Mary K. Morgan



Small Explosion Takes Dollar Stretcher By Surprise!

I know a senior dollar stretcher who saved so much money last month that he popped the spring on his money clip and had to buy a new one. Fortunately, he found one on the clearance table and didn’t have to spend a bundle to secure his bankroll. How did he do it, you might ask? One bill at a time.

Beauty News Flash!

Many area beauty shop chains honor competitors’ coupons. Good news, the coupons can be found all over, in mailers, newspapers, on-line, even on the back of your grocery receipts. Haircuts that used to cost $11 or $12 dollars just went down to $6. Start looking for those coupons and pass a few on to your friends who are looking a little shaggy.


The Repertory Theatre of St.Louis : New Season Begins September 10
Arrive about thirty minutes before show time and get bargain seats. That’s right, discounted seats are only $ 7 each. If you are lucky, they just might be the best in the house. But fear not, there are no bad seats at the Rep. The season opener is Metamorphoses and it should be a stunning production of Mary Zimmerman’s Tony Award winning adaptation of Ovid’s works. A 27’ by 27’ pool will span the stage for this enchanting production. If you are on the cautious side, call ahead to make sure that the performance is not sold out. That way you will know that the discounted seats will be available on a first come basis. If you can’t get a seat, be flexible, reschedule. A good dollar stretcher has to be patient and willing to bend a little. 314-968-4925

Well kept secret saves gasoline!

Well, as I mentioned last month, the Eads Bridge is open to automobile traffic. The only problem is, no one seems to know it. With the Poplar Street Bridge ramps under repair, the lines of traffic can be backed up for miles. Just imagine how much gasoline is being wasted sitting in traffic trying to cross the river. Meanwhile, only a few smart cookies are zipping back and forth over the Eads. From Missouri, you access the newly opened treasure at the end of Washington Avenue and you exit near the Metro-Link station by the Casino Queen. Why sit in traffic burning fuel when you can be burning rubber?

The check really is in the mail!

Rebates are my new favorite hobby. It’s like magic. I purchase something, carefully follow the directions printed with the offer, send it in, and they send me my money back. Why? I’m not quite sure, but nor do I care. It works, it’s fun and it stretchers the dollars. My rebate purchases turn out to be free. True, I have to spend my money up front, and read very carefully, and use a stamp, but, “Hey”, it works. Great gifts can be procured for future use. When my money returns, I’m happy to cash the rebate check, knowing that I got the merchandise for free. Free is good. Office supply stores, computer stores and national drugstore chains have especially good offers. Happy refunding!


Dollar Store Wars Continue Unabated

Competition between chains of single price dollar stores is getting more intense. And that’s a good thing for the bargain shopper. The stores are bigger and better, not to mention that the selection just keeps growing. Who would ever have dreamed that there was so much merchandise floating around out there on the secondary market that could be had for only a dollar? It never ceases to amaze me when I see the myriad of merchandise on the shelves. Don’t forget, when you see a real good item, buy plenty, because it probably will not stay around long. Look for more brand names because some of the chains have struck deals with major companies to buy their surplus. Pass the tips on to your friends and neighbors.

See you at the movies!

The “cheap movies” at Sensible Cinemas at Keller Plaza 8 Cine have been a treat all summer. Where else can you go to a theater matinee for $ 2 any day of the week before 6 PM? When in the South County area, be sure to visit them and get a break from high movie prices. Even the popcorn is cheaper there.


“I heard it on the radio...”

Many of the local radio stations have clubs that you can join. Membership has its privileges and they will be happy to tell you about their individual offers and events. Some allow for an accumulation of points that can be redeemed from time to times for prizes. Other very mobile dollar stretchers stop at radio station remotes to pick up prizes and promotional material. Even free hot dogs and soda on occasion!


FORE! Wait, don’t tee off without a senior discount!

Golfing is a popular sport among seniors. If your pride and/or vanity is getting in your way, and you are not asking for the senior rate, then, silly you. Most courses have extremely good deals during the week for older golfers. Last week, my husband played the new nine holes at Forest Park, during the week, and walked, for about eight dollars. Hard to beat for a fun time hitting a ball around the park.


Secrets of the Universe to be Addressed by Dr. David Suzuki

Friday, September 5 at 7:30 pm.,Dr. David Suzuki will present a lecture at the St. Louis Science Center. The focus of the talk will be the interconnectivity of nature, as well as his beliefs on the place of humans on Earth. His free talk will be followed by a book signing.
Suzuki, an internationally respected geneticist, is well known as the host of the popular PBS science series, "The Nature of Things." Reservations are suggested. Call 314-289-4424, Ext. 4424.


Do you have any coupons?

How many times have you been asked that at the supermarket? Are you prepared? Do you have those precious little money savers ready for the checker, or just that sinking feeling that they are at home on the table, or in a drawer? Get organized! There is money just begging to be saved and all it takes is a little preplanning before you go to the store or the fast food establishment. Be that smart shopper who is the envy of all the others in line. Sort and organize those coupons. Pitch the out-of-date ones, categorize the good ones. Be ready the next time someone says to you, “Any coupons today?”

Here’s hoping that your money clip breaks from overload, or that you have to get a larger sized money belt. See you next month, and keep that wallet closed.

August, 2003

SENIOR DOLLAR STRETCHERS
by Mary K. Morgan

AUGUST DOLLAR STRETCHERS

by Mary K. Morgan


A DOLLAR STRETCHER’S PLAN OF ACTION

Work hard, put some money away. Maybe even retire some day.
Sit back, collect some interest. Put my hobbies to the test.
But that was then, and this is now. Money in the bank has no Pow.
Just sits there earning not enough. Well, I don’t need much stuff.
Cut back here, save a little more. Stay away from the department store.
For fun I’ll keep a watchful eye. Look for things money can’t buy.


“Someday my sale will come.”

When a four letter word sneaks into your vocabulary, make sure it’s SALE. And, to make a more powerful statement, add a six letter word, COUPON. It doesn’t take a genius to realize that together these two words can increase your buying power tremendously. But, it does take a smart dollar stretcher like you to cut those coupons and wait patiently until the item goes on sale, and them swoop in for the big savings. Watch your expiration dates closely, so that you don’t wait too long.

Always take in the ‘double coupon’ consideration when grocery shopping at the major chain stores, As a coupon shopper, you should realize what an advantage you have if you shop carefully. Weigh half-price bargains, where you can use two coupons, against “buy one get one free’ offers, that usually allow only one coupon to be used. The price of the item may be the same under both offers, but your advantage is with the half-price deal. Plus, you won’t have to buy more than you can use!

St. Louis Bridge (now Eads Bridge) Opened on July 4, 1874
Walt Whitman, on a 1874 visit to our fair City, wrote of the Bridge, “ It is indeed a structure of perfection and beauty unsurpassable...”

With the reopening of the Eads Bridge and the beginning of the ST S(Senior Tourist Season), why not schedule a Downtown Vacation Day near the end of the month? That way most students will be back in school and you will have time to do some planning.
Thanks to groups such as the Regional Commerce and Growth Association, Trailnet and St. Louis 2004, together with the State of Missouri and the City of St. Louis, the historical expanse is now open for your pleasure and convenience. It will be closed to automobile traffic on selected weekends, but available as a walking bridge. Bring your cameras for some great shots up and down Old Man River.

“Bottle of wine, fruit of the vine...”

Pick a nice cool day near the end of summer and drive up to the lovely town of Hermann, Missouri for a free tour of Stonehill Winery. The samples are complimentary, the view beautiful and the hospitality impressive. There are low priced cellar tours for those of you who want the works. The low price is $1.50 per adult visitor. Everyone will delight in the antiquity of the limestone rooms and wooden casks where wine making dates back to1847.

The winery is open Monday - Saturday from 8:30 AM until dusk, and Sunday from 11 AM to 6 PM. Call (800) 909-9463 for information and directions.

TOUR THE FABULOUS FOX, CIRCA 1929

A treat awaits if you have never taken a tour of the Fox Theatre. Truly a St. Louis treasure, the Fox offers so much in entertainment that it is easy to overlook the theater itself as a destination. Tours are conducted Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday at 10:30 AM. Call to verify times and details 314-534-1111. If you would like to visit their web site, go to www.fabulous fox.com .

“Some enchanted evening, you may meet a stranger...” and you might just feel “Younger Than Springtime” in no time!


If you can’t get to Bali Hai, there just might be a free seat waiting for you at the Muny to see South Pacific, performed live on stage from August 4 to August 10. The Muny is in its 85th season and going strong. The setting is lovely and price is great. And you will get a chance to visit America’s oldest and largest outdoor musical theater. All performances begin promptly at 8:15 PM. For information call 314-361-1900 or visit on line at www.muny.com.

THANK YOU! Lewis and Clark

If you get to the Gateway Arch be sure to watch the journey of Lewis and Clark as they bravely left St. Louis for their 8,000 mile journey into the unknown. The trials and travels of the Corps of Discovery is beautifully recreated by a team of National Geographic photographers. We will be hearing a lot about these brave men in the next year. For information and times call 314-982-1410. or go to wwwgatewayarch.com.


FORD FREE FRIDAYS ARE A HIT AT THE ST.LOUIS ART MUSEUM

Let me tempt you art lovers and entertainment seekers with a peek of what you can expect at the Art Museum on Fridays. First, expect all exhibits to be free of charge, because they are! You don’t want to miss the American Summer exhibit. If that isn’t enough, there are some very low cost (five dollars for non-members) entertainment treats.
IF AN ORCHID COULD SIZZLE... will be presented by the St. Louis Black Repertory Company on August 1. The next Friday, the 8th, there will be a free Gallery Talk at 6 PM and a showing of NORTH BY NORTHWEST at 7 PM. On the 15th, Bingham’s America will be discussed in Gallery 217 at 6 PM, and the 1964 classic film MARNIE will be shown at 7 PM. Some musical treats are on the docket, too. Trio Solsti will perform on August 23, as soloist Barbara Carr joins Oliver Sain for a celebration of Blues, St. Louis style.

For further information call 314-721-0072. Have fun, remember, it’s your Museum.

Summer is on its way out , but that means that a very special dollar stretcher time of year is upon us, Clearance Season. August is a great month to rake in the bargains. Remember, a clearance sale is not the same as a regular sale. The purpose of clearance is to get rid of merchandise that is left over. To keep reducing and reducing until it is all out the door. Your goal is to wait until the last markdown and search for bargains. Good Luck and Happy Hunting. May you get all of your Holiday shopping finished early. See you next month.

July, 2003

SENIOR DOLLAR STRETCHERS
by Mary K. Morgan



SUMMER IN THE CITY


July’s heat is beating down on my poor wallet.
Whatta you want to do?
Dunno, you call it.
How about leaving the cash at home?
And FREELY about we will roam,
On the thrifty streets of our city,
Spending little, sitting pretty.

















A warm summer's night
the Park is alive with sounds
so sweet is their breeze.


“I’M A YANKEE DOODLE DANDY, YANKEE DOODLE ALL THE WAY.”

Our great nation’s birthday is this month and I know that some of you are looking for traditional American venues for your month long reveling. What could be more patriotic than a concert in the park on a warm summer evening? St. Louis is so lucky to have an organization like The Compton Heights Concert Band to offer us such concerts throughout the season. This month the concert program is well under way and going strong. July 6th and 7th, Sunday and Monday, bring Butchwax and The Hollywoods to Francis Park and Tower Grove Park, respectively. Both begin at 7:30 p.m., and both promise free Blue Bunny Ice Cream Treats, as well as free music.

Dis’ Wiz! featuring former Disney Music Director, James Christensen, will be Sunday, July 13th, at Francis Park and Monday, July 14th, at Tower Grove Park, both at 7:30 p.m.

All That Jazz! with Jean Kittrell and the St.Louis Rivermen, Sunday, July 20th, at Francis Park and Monday, July 21st, at Tower Grove Park, 7:30 p.m. performances.

And now for something that is not only free entertainment, but, perhaps something you have never before experienced, A Touch of Glass! Carolinn Skyler will awe you with sounds and chords produced on her glass armonica. That’s right, armonica. Invented by old Ben Franklin himself, this instrument will have your mouth agape. Like nothing you have ever heard or seen, its sounds are beautiful and haunting. The quartz armonica is made up of 61 crystal bowls, each with a different diameter, producing different notes forming five scales, plus one note. The bowls rotate on a rod, and as Skyler touches them with wet fingers, they produce beautiful tones. Add summer night’s breezes and you have quite an evening. Come see and hear for yourself, Sunday, July 27th, at Francis Park and Monday, July 28th, at Tower Grove Park both at 7:30 p.m. You won’t want to miss this one.




LET’S WATCH A GOOD MOVIE!

Are checking out the great video movie selection at the public libraries? If not, you are missing out on a great deal of fun.You may as well take advantage of your libraries. Think of them as your tax dollars at work, busily stretching your entertainment dollars. Free with your card.

“TO MARKET, TO MARKET, TO BUY A FAT PIG...”

Browse the new Clayton Farmers’ Market at the corner of Maryland and Central, each Saturday, 8 a.m. to noon, through October 25th.In addition to food offerings, live music, cooking demonstrations and tours will be offered. Free. Call 314-645-5807 for further details.


WORLD’S LARGEST CATSUP BOTTLE BIRTHDAY PARTY
AND YOU’RE INVITED!

On July 6th, visit Collinsville, Illinois, and proceed to the festivities on Main Street. Music, concessions, a car show, crafts and a catsup taste test challenge await you, all for free. Celebrate the giant Catsup Bottle! Call 618-361-5598 to find out the specifics. Savor the celebration and relish the good times!

CAJUN, FOOT STOMPEN’ FUN

GUMBOHEAD will be in concert July 8th at Faust Park,15185 Olive, at 7 p.m. You know the routine, bring chairs, food, drink and bug spray. Be prepared. This concert is sponsored by the Chesterfield Chamber of Commerce and is free to all. Call 636-532-3399 to find out more.

“A thousand stars in the sky, make me realize that you are the one ...”

The telescope viewing at the St. Louis Science Center this month will be July 11th, beginning at dusk. If you have been attending monthly, you are probably beginning to recognize some constellations, if not, now’s the time to start. It’s spectacular, breathtaking and free. If you’re lucky, you may even get to make a free wish upon a falling star. Forest Park, Archery Range near the Planetarium is the place to be. 314-289-4453. Be sure to give a special thanks to those volunteers who are there to make the free viewing experience possible for you.


CONTEMPORARY INDIAN ART SHOW

Cross over the Mighty Mississippi and see the works of 25 artists, 9 a.m. to 5 p.m., July 12th and 13th. Sale and show will be held at the Cahokia Mounds State Historic Site, 30 Ramey St. and Collinsville Rd., Collinsville, Illinois. Free to art lovers. 618-346-5160

A WESTPORT WINNER RETURNS

Parties at the Plaza are back this year with some fine entertainment to offer you for free. That’s right Folks, no admission free. Just, “Be there, or be square.” The Maryland Heights Chamber of Commerce is picking up the tab for you to be entertained by Honeyvox, on July 17th from 4:30 to 7:30 p.m. Westport is located at I-270 near the Page exit, you can’t miss it. And don’t miss it, it’ll be fun. 314-576-2727

PARTIES UNDER THE DOVE

I know it sound a bit risky, but don’t be put off by the name. The Kirkwood Area Chamber of Commerce is having a free concert under the big bird at West County Center, I-270 and Manchester, on July 22nd, from 5 to 8 p.m. Featured will be the Ultraviolets. 314-288-2020

CRUSIN’, ON A SATURDAY AFTERNOON

St. Louis County Parks are holding a free car show and oldies music event on Saturday, July 26 from 5 to 9 p.m. at Spanish Lake Park on Spanish Pond Road. 314-615-4FUN


FEELING OFF BEAT, VISIT BEATNIK BOB’S CAFE

Something a little different awaits you at the City Museum, CinemaSpoke readings. What? You’ll hear readings from the first 30 pages of winning entries in a local screen writing contest with feedback from professional writers. It all begins at 7 p.m. on July 30 at Beatnik Bob’s Cafe, City Museum, 701 N. 15th, 314-231- CITY. Free, of course.

FREE SEATS FOR EARLY BIRDS
Arrive early at The Muny in Forest Park and enjoy sitting in the free seats! Two July performances that I am looking forward to are: SHOW BOAT beginning on Monday July 7th and running through Sunday and GODSPELL beginning its run on Monday, July 21st and going through Sunday. Both begin at 8:15 p.m. 314-361-1900



BE PROACTIVE, AND SMART

Not exactly a dollar stretcher, but a good suggestion is to make a photocopy of the contents of your wallet periodically. I do the back and front of important ID’s and credit cards. Then, if your wallet should be lost or destroyed, you will have a complete record of what has to be reported or replaced. File this away in your desk at home and hope that you never need it.

MAKE THAT CALENDAR

Stop procrastinating! Sit down and make yourself a calendar of events for July. You can’t possibly be a good dollar stretcher without a little planning. And all you “ants” out there, pass on a copy of your July event calendar to some of your “grasshopper” friends. They may even have a few additions.

June, 2003

SENIOR DOLLAR STRETCHERS
by Mary K. Morgan



Save a little or save a lot,
But hold on tight to what you got.
May your rainy days never arrive,
And all your assets only thrive.
But this June,and throughout the year,
Fiscally, may you have naught to fear.
Have plenty of fun, do lots of things,
Just be laid back, take what life brings.

Hello, all of you smart savers out there. Let’s break some new records in June and keep more money in our wallets than ever before. “Not possible,” you say.
Well, I say,” It is,” and I’m willing to share some leads that will cost you little to nothing, yet still provide good solid entertainment. In turn, be sure to pass along the information to your friends so that we can all have more fun. Passing on a good tip is just as much fun as discovering it originally. Everyone will thank you for being so clever!

Why not start off the month of June with a blank calendar page from an extra around the house, or, make your own? That way, we can plan all kinds of thrifty fun in a neat, well organized format. You computer people can do it at your keyboard. Either way, leave plenty of space to write in information. A copy of this labor of love would make a great gift for a less ambitious, but frugal pal.

“Hot time summer in the city..”

Twilight Tuesdays this month are June 3, The Gamble Brothers Band, with their funky R&B sounds, and June 10, featuring Gumbohead for you Zydeco fans. As always, concerts are free and are from 6:30 pm to 8:30 pm at the Missouri History Museum in Forrest Park. Bring those comfortable lawn chairs, some cool drinks, a snack and you will be in good shape for a fun evening outdoors. Bug spray? Perhaps.

“To be, or not to be, that is the question.”

While we are in Forest Park let’s not forget that the annual Shakespeare Festival of St. Louis is held here in June. This year’s offering, Macbeth, will be held nightly (except Tuesdays) through June 15. A pre-performance Green Show of dancers, jugglers, minstrels and a mini-play to introduce the characters and plot, will make you feel as if you have traveled back in time to the Elizabethan Era. And watching Macbeth will make all of you who attended public school in St.Louis feel like you are in tenth grade again!

All of the festivities take place under the stars, to the east of the Art Museum, on the hillside below Fine Arts Drive. Best to bring your own lawn chairs to this one, too. There are some rentals, but, hey, you’re a dollar stretcher. Parking for the handicapped is provided and Thursday’s performances are signed for the hearing impaired. All events, including the play, are free to all. Most activities begin around 7pm, about an hour before the play. Refreshments are for sale, but I prefer to pack a tasty basket of goodies. It might be fun to pack box lunches for friends and exchange them when you get there. Remember how much better someone else’s lunch always looked at school? And your mom telling you not to trade away your lunch.

“Patty cake, patty cake baker man...”

Hot tip, most ‘day old’ bakery outlets around town sell products that are still in date and fresh, for a great price.

“Four, three. two, one, BLAST OFF! “

The Omnimax Theater at the St. Louis Science Center has a great new offering, SPACE STATION. If you are lucky you can find a buy one get one offer on stltownplanner.com, along with many other great saving coupon offers. Don’t forget those free computers at the public libraries.

RUMOR HAS IT...

That the old KELLER EIGHT CINEMA at 4572 Lemay Ferry Rd. is reopening as KELLER PLAZA CINEMAS a two/ three dollar movie theater. Now that will really stretch a few entertainment dollars in the south county area. Call 314-894-0600 for times and information. Very low consession prices are one of their claims to dollar stretching fame.

“I’ll bring dessert!”

This summer you may be called upon to ‘bring a dish’ to various picnics and gatherings. For a frugal and easy treat that is very tasty try this: one box devils food cake mix (dry), three eggs, and one can of cherry pie filling. Bake in a greased 9x13 pan for about thirty minutes. A little whipped cream or topping and you have the easiest Black Forest Cake ever! And all for about two dollars, assuming that you get the mix and pie filling at DEALS. You’ll have acquire the eggs yourself, but I know a chicken...

ROAD TRIP

Why not take a short trip about 20 miles south of St. Louis, right off I 55, to Kimmswick, MO? Close to home, but it retains the atmosphere of a mid-nineteenth century river town. Since most of the shops are in a four block area, the walking is minimal. The antique and craft shops are especially enjoyable for the window shoppers.


SIDE TRIPS

Stop on your way back from Kimmswick at the Golden Eagle River Museum located in Bee Tree Park, off Telegraph Road at Becker Road.
This beautiful museum is dedicated to preserving the history of the Mississipi River and the boats that traversed its waters.
Better look carefully at the hours, May through Labor Day, Wednesday through Sunday, 1 to 5 PM. The admission is free, as is parking. For more information call 314-846-9073.

Another free treasure in our area is PURINA FARMS located at Gray Summit, MO. Take I-44 to the Gray Summit exit, then Hwy.100 to County Road. There will be a sign indicating your turn.

If you have never visited, you will be impressed with the petting zoo and the animal shows. Kids love it, and so do adults. Call 314-982-3232 for information and times.




“I’ll have Black Diamond watermelon, please.”

Try to visit Soulard Market, Seventh and Lafayette, at least once this summer. When the local produce is in, the stalls are really loaded with bargains. Two city block are filled with the best that the farmers have to offer. There are about 150 individual stalls to shop.
Soulard is probably the oldest farmers’ market west of the Mississippi, having been the site of produce sales since 1779. The land was donated to the City in 1842 by Julia Soulard.
Come and experience one of the most cosmopolitan landmarks our city has to offer.

Now get that melon home and ice it down for a few hours.
Relax in the shade, you’ve got it made!

May, 2003

SENIOR DOLLAR STRETCHERS
by Mary K. Morgan

MAY SENIOR DOLLAR STRETCHERS


MAY DAY, SAVINGS DAY

Dance around the May Pole all day,
While I’ll be out making some hay.
In circles only, you will traverse.
Smart One here is filling her purse.
Saving here,
Saving there,
Sure beats being in a rut,
Running around like a nut!
Make this May the best one ever,
But don’t spend a lot, never, never!


Isn’t May a beautiful month? Not too hot, not too cool, just like Baby Bear’s porridge. Lots of fun can be found on this calendar page,too. Holiday celebrations and free fun abound.
A few suggestions follow, but I know that a clever dollar stretcher like you will find plenty of others, too. When you do, be sure to share them with your friends.

In the ‘Just Ask’ Department, luck was with me when I called to inquire as to whether I could increase my cell phone minutes without changing my basic plan, which had expired. Answer, “No.” I asked to speak to a supervisor who told me the same thing. While I had her on the line, I asked for some new fancy phones, as a good will gesture for being a long time customer. I was told to go look at the store and call back with the model numbers. Done deal. Two new flip phones the next day, no connecting fees, all because I asked.
Bottom line, ask.

Time to start thinking about getting those tomato plants out of the window and into the yard. Many of the experts in town are touting the use of raised beds, enriched with rich top soil. The drainage is supposed to be much better.
Might as well wait until the end of the month when the sun is bright and the nights are a little warmer. The seedling plants make nice gifts, too. This is especially true if you include a few garden accessories from the Deals store. Talk about a gift that keeps on giving!


Happy Mother’s Day! Have a great day. You certainly deserve it!

The St. Louis Symphony Orchestra has dubbed the 2003-2004 season as THE SPIRIT OF ROMANTICISM. Probably the most thrifty package is the five Friday Coffee Concerts. In the orchestra center right section, the package is only thirty-five dollars. Definitely a dollar stretcher qualifier. That’s only seven dollars a concert, folks! Other packages in that section are in the seven to eight dollar per seat range. A subscription guide can be yours by calling 314-533-7888. Of course, if you are a gambler, you can arrive one hour before each concert and try for a half price senior ticket.

May just happens to be my birthday month, so I will be eating many free birthday meals.
In addition, the car wash near my house gives a free wash on your birthday. I’ll take it. Other retailers offer birthday perks, too. It’s not limited to free meals! Ask.
You may want to take this as a little reminder to sign up for all of the birthday clubs that you can. They usually are good for the entire month, lest you think that you must eat them all on your birthday. Burp! Something that I did not know until recently is that some franchises have separate clubs at each location. That’s a good thing since now I receive a free meal card from several branches of one of my favorites. Don’t forget the fast food establishments. It’s good, cheap,birthday fun!


Classic 99’s popular FROM THE GARDEN-LIVE series is in full swing this month with a special treat for you on Sunday,May 4. Assuming that you follow the directions on how to obtain a free ticket, you will be entertained by Elisa Barston, Associate Concertmaster of the St. Louis Symphony Orchestra, her husband, Dr. Jim Hsu, both on the violin, along with Peter Henderson playing the piano.
Now, about those free tickets, the information as to where they will be distributed will be on the Classic 99 web site one week before the performance, or you may call the station at that time and inquire at 314-725-0099. Pick them up early, it’s a very popular series, well attended by some very smart dollar stretchers. See you there!

Ay,ay,ay,ay! Canto no lores...

If everyone is Irish on March 17, then everyone is Mexican on el Cinco de Mayo. Look for plenty of free celebrations around town for this important Mexican holiday commemorating the heroics of Benito Juarez and his troops. No pasaran! They shall not pass! Quiero una cerveza, por favor.

“I’m walken’, yes indeed, and I’m talkin’, yes indeed...”

May brings us the 15th annual St. Louis Walk of Fame induction ceremony at Blueberry Hill on Delmar. Call 314-289-4453 for details. There are currently 64 St. Louisans honored. Pick a sunny day,walk along the Delmar Loop area and read them all, it’s free.

A YUMMY IDEA

CANDY UNWRAPPED will be opening at the St. Louis Science Center on May 24, and I can hardly wait. My favorite subject has finally come into its own. This is a comprehensive, interactive exhibit as large as my appetite for sweets. One of the yummiest ideas for a scientific topic, it transcends the boundaries of biology, chemistry, physiology, and psychology to bring you a tasty science treat. Remember Mary Janes, Nic L Nip, candy buttons, Lik M Aid, Bit O Honey, and Squirrel Nut Chews? Sure you do!

“Home, home on the range, where the deer and the antelope play...”

Grant’s Farm is open for the season as of last month, and that can only mean that’s it’s time for me to visit my favorite buffalo. I’m not positive that I can pick him out of the herd, but I have been known to convince gullible people that I can. When I spot him I wave enthusiastically, as you would to an old friend. One of my favorite places to visit or to take visitors to St. Louis, it is home to over a thousand animals in the wildlife park. This may not be the wildlife that my visitors were expecting, but such is life.
Admission is absolutely free, although they charge a modest parking fee. Miniature zoo, free. Train ride, free. Animal shows, free. Tour through the Clydesdale barn, free. A-B beverages, free. Call 314-843-1700 for information and hours.

HOT TICKET TIP

A reliable source informs me that the Twilight Tuesday series is on for the season, beginning May 6. These free concerts are held at the Missouri History Museum in Forest Park, on the Lindell side. All are from 6:30 pm to 8:30 pm. Subsequent performances are May 14, 20, 27 and June 3 and 10. Food and beverages are available for purchase, or you may bring your own basket! Parking is close, well-lit and free. For more information about the program call: (314) 746-4599. Another very popular series among Dollar Stretchers, so mark your calendars.


SPEND A BUCK, SAVE A BUNDLE

Don’t get me started on the Deals store. The food and snack section now has me captive. If you still haven’t been, I may have to come over and pick you up next time I go ! Stumbling across a good bargain feels just like winning a prize! When you find a good one, stock up your gift closet, or in my case lately, your pantry. An old friend, and a recent convert to Deals shopping, is very impressed with their toiletries.
You can spot the newbees because they go around asking,”How much is this?”

“If I were a rich man...”

The Muny season opens next month with Fiddler on the Roof and the season tickets are going fast. If you don’t mind taking the old binoculars, there are some real bargains to be had, assuming that you don’t mind sitting back a bit. All seven shows can be seen from Terrace C for thirty-nine dollars!
Forest Park is simply lovely in the summer and the restoration efforts of the last few years are great. This will be the eighty-fifth season of the 12,000 seat, outdoor theater. Performances begin at 8:15 pm, parking is plentiful, well lighted, and free. There is a Metrolink shuttle, and usually free entertainment outside of the theater before the show. Some pack a light dinner and enjoy the ambience, without the higher cost of eating at the pavilion, or even the refreshment stand. Call 314-361-1900 ext. 550 for details about the theater or season tickets. Of course, you can go to www.muny.com for a quick run down of the season, too.

“From sea to shining sea.”

May 26
May ends on a solemn note as we celebrate Memorial Day. Support our troops. Take some time to remember those who sacrificed so that we can be free.

April, 2003

SENIOR DOLLAR STRETCHERS
by Mary K. Morgan

APRIL’S LAMENT

The tax man commeth and before too long,
Plenty of my money will soon be gone.
Tinkling coins and spendable bills,
all off to fill the government tills.
I’ll make up the difference in my checkbook,
by giving my plans a long second look.
By seeking entertainment quite free,
things to do and sights to see,
my money can stay safe in the vault.
If I go broke, it isn’t my fault!


Do you remember what was “unsafe at any speed”? If you answered., “A Corvair ”, then you may want to attend this lecture featuring consumer advocate, Ralph Nader. His presence is brought to you as part of the Signature Series 2003, made possible by the Friends of the St. Louis Public Library and the St. Louis Community College at Forest Park. This is a free event and will be held on Sunday, April 13 at 2 PM at the Mildred E. Bastian Auditorium, 5600 Oakland Avenue, on the campus of the St. Louis Community College at Forest Park.
Signature Series is in its seventh season and has quite a following in our fair city. Two more lectures will be held this fall. Ed McBain, mystery novelist, will speak on October 19, and Nora Roberts, popular novelist, November 9. I am told that if you are interested in joining the Friends of the St. Louis Public Library, you will not only receive premiums, but you will be invited to attend a Friends Only reception at each event. In addition, they reserve a limited amount of Friends seating. For further information about the lectures or membership call 314-539-0343.

“The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit.” - Nelson Henderson

Arbor Day is celebrated each year on the last Friday in April. This year it falls on April 25. Why do I mention it in a Dollar Stretcher article? Because it more than qualifies! One average tree over a 50-year lifetime generates approximately $31,250 worth of oxygen, $37,500 worth of water, and countless dollars in air pollution control. One single tree is credited with the cooling power of ten room air conditioning units.
By now you should be convinced that planting a tree is the perfect way for a dollar stretcher to celebrate on April 25. Of course, you can buy a very inexpensive sapling at the garden shop, or for a real bargain, try contacting the Missouri Conservation Commission. They have a special price on bundles of seedlings, so you will have to split the cost and share with friends. Think of it as creating your own personal oxygen factory.

On April 10 you can attend a free educational session at the St. Louis Science Center and learn to become a severe weather spotter. This seminar is sponsored by the National Weather Service, so you know you are getting top quality training. Since severe weather is a hallmark of St. Louis, it makes sense that we should be prepared. Remember The Highlands? Please call 314-289-4444 for further information.


From the Garden- Live! is back at the Shoenberg Auditorium on selected Sundays.
Come and be a part of the live audience as Classic 99 broadcasts from the Missouri Botanical Garden. Courthouse Steps, a group of singing attorneys from St. Louis, will be performing on April 6. They are known for poking fun at national and local events and contemporary issues. This is a fun group that was organized in 1997 under the direction of Ray Fournie. Two more April shows will be presented. April 13, the Opera Theatre of St. Louis is back by special demand with both soloists and duets. April 27 features the U.S. Air Force Band of Mid-America playing swing from the 40’s and 50’s.
The tickets to these performances are free and can be picked up at local businesses the week before the performance. The Classic 99, KFUO web site posts the locations, or you may call the station at 314-725-0099. Pick up you tickets early in the week. They do run out of them. This is a very popular event and usually plays to a full house. Remember there is free admission to the Garden after the one hour radio show.

“Cannot people realize how large an income is thrift?” -Marcus Tullius Cicero (106-43 B.C.)

April is a great month to start some tomato plants indoors. That way you will be ready to plant them outside just around Mothers’ Day, or shortly after. All you have to do is clear off a sunny window sill or two and round up some small Styrofoam cups. Poke a few holes in the bottom and fill with loose potting soil, place them on some old saucers and you are in business. Oh, I forgot the seeds! If you want to beat the neighbors to the first tomato, try Early Girls. If, on the other hand, you are a traditionalist, plant Big Boys or Better Boys. If you do not have space to plant them outdoors, find a strong stemmed patio variety.
You may want to add a little plant food, too.
Needless to say, you will save money by trying this Stretcher, and have fun watching your crop grow. A very small investment will yield enough tomatoes for yourself and most of your friends, and they taste so much better than the ones at the grocery store. I won’t mention the new names that you will assign to the squirrels in your yard.

Knowing in advance that I cannot pass a “dollar store” without stopping, it will come as no surprise that I have been finding some great stuff lately. If you still haven’t been to one, let me tempt you. Deals stores in our area have beautiful garden ornaments and small statuary, including those darling stepping stones, for, yes, a dollar. I purchased several 20 pound bags of lawn fertilizer (name brand) there this week, a dollar each! Seeds packages are selling for 10/ $1.00. Maybe you need a little frog holding a rain gauge, for a gift? A windsock? Potting soil? Plant food? An umbrella for those April showers?...

“ The Constitution only gives people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it for yourself.” -Ben Franklin

Here are a few more places to “pursue happiness” this month:

The Webster University Conservatory will be presenting TWO ROCKN’ GENTS, a musical adaptation of William Shakespeare’s TWO GENTLEMEN OF VERONA. This production will be on the main stage at the Loretto-Hilton Center, April 25-29. Tickets are very reasonable, about seven dollars. The seating is open, so arrive a little early if you have a preference, although there are no bad seats at this theater. Don’t be bashful, or vain, ask about senior rates.

Peruse the Greater St. Louis Science Fair. 4/7-4/15 at Greensfelder Recreation Complex at Queeny Park. You probably haven’t been in years and it’s fun to see how it has changed, and how it hasn’t. For information call 636-391-0922.

Visit the Folk Art of Latin America Exhibit at the Missouri Botanical Garden. Try to pair it up with your free admission after the From the Garden-Live! program.

Go to the World War II weekend 4/26-4/27 at Jefferson Barracks Park. Call 314-544-5714 for details.

Parties at the Plaza are back! Westport Plaza is the place for good free entertainment. The number is 314-576-6603, for dates and times. Be there or be square.

Don't forget to “spring forward” on April 6th, the first Sunday in April. There goes that extra hour of sleep we received in October. Oh, well. Easy come, easy go.

Have a fun April and try to save some money for May!

March, 2003

SENIOR DOLLAR STRETCHERS
by Mary K. Morgan

In like a lion, out like a lamb,
I guess you know what month I am.

Now that I'm here, and spring has sprung,
Let's think of some ways to have some fun.

Money is tight as a home-perm wave,
And so I feel the need to save.

March is stuffed with activity,too,
At little cost to a smart saver,You.

There are things to do, places to see,
All on a shoe string, many for free.

I've got some leads, many gratis,
Some cost a little, due to their status.

All will help your dollar stretch far,
And entertain you way above par.

Make this March a great deal of fun,
And save a buck or two on the run!

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Bev Pheifer-Harms suggests that if we seniors are looking for a unique way to spend an afternoon, try an escape to the St. Louis Science Center. She and her staff have all kinds of ideas to entertain and enlighten you. There is so much to do, you may want to schedule more than one visit this month. If a trip to the Gombe Stream National Park in Tanzania sounds good, be sure to see the IMAX production of WILD CHIMPANZEES. With breathtaking scenes of East Africa and the footage of over four decades of Jane Goodall’s work with the chimps, the film is a delight!
Over 700 free exhibits are offered at the Center, so there is literally something for everyone, and a few to spare. For information as to hours, call 314-289-4400, or visit www.slsc.org. A bargain on Omnimax tickets can be had at www.bigthankyou.org. Always frugal, I elect to park on the Forest Park lot near the Planetarium and walk across the enclosed overpass. As of my last visit, parking there was free.


What could be more timely than a trip to the Butterfly House in the spring? A special coupon can be found at www.townplannerstl.com . After you partake of the beauty of the butterflies, another attraction awaits, the intriguing exhibit of ROACHES. Yes, roaches. Many varieties, all disgusting, all creepy and very crawly. The Butterfly House is a branch of the Missouri Botanical Garden and is located at 15193 Olive Blvd., Chesterfield, Missouri, 63017. For information call 636-530-0076.


If you open the refrigerator and forget what you are looking for, or call a friend to ask something and can’t remember why you called, then join the club. And if you can remember to go, you may enjoy the MEMORY EXHIBIT at the Missouri History Museum in Forest Park ( the Lindell side). On second thought, better make a note on your calendar. It runs through April 23, 2003 . Covering the topic from several perspectives, it offers a very inclusive study of memory, a topic of much interest to seniors. For information call 314-746-4599.
Don’t miss the vignettes of city life in St. Louis during the early 20th century while you are at the History Museum. THE SIDEWALKS OF ST.LOUIS features rarely before seen photos and prints from the Swekosky Collection.


Free Sunday Family Programs are hosted by the St. Louis Art Museum from 2 PM to 4 PM every Sunday. There are hands-on activities and demonstrations of art techniques. Activities are suitable for adults, teens, and children over five, if accompanied by an adult.Materials are all provided and you need not register in advance. Just show up with the desire to learn and to create.
Be sure to visit the WRAPPED IN BEAUTY: THE ART OF AFRICAN CLOTH exhibit while you are in the Museum. Running through May 25,2003, it is a beautiful display of African textiles used for decoration and for clothing.


May the road rise up to meet you..
May the wind be always at your back.
Let’s not forget that special day when everyone is a little Irish. Two free parades grace our grand city in celebration of St. Patrick’s Day, Saturday, March 15, the action is downtown for the 34th annual celebration. Call 314-241-PATS. And Monday, the 17th, brings us the parade through the Dogtown neighborhood. For information call 314-645-8646.
Have some fun. Attend with a group of friends. Get into the spirit by wear’n the green. Don’t forget how much fun watching a parade can be.
Green beer is often discounted at local pubs on this day and certainly qualifies as a dollar stretcher. Some generous establishments offer free corned beef and cabbage. You may want to make a few phone calls a week or so before the 17th, to map out your strategy, it pays to plan. Go early. Some restaurants are offering free green eggs for breakfast!
Top of the mornin' to you.....(and the rest of the day to 'me self!)


KEEP ON STRETCHING...

Do you especially like the attractive bags where you are shopping? Then I have a simple suggestion for you, always ask for an extra bag, especially if you are purchasing more than one item. They can be used as gift sacks at a later date.

Giving someone a bargain that you find is generous, but teaching them how to find bargains is a greater gift that lasts a lifetime. Take a little time to show someone how to spot a good deal, or how to use coupons. Take them on a field trip to a store where everything costs a dollar. Then take them to the bank to deposit their savings.


Do you really want to pay a dollar or two for a little squirt of helium? Probably not. Try attractive sticks or dowels for your balloon gifts and bouquets. The cost is insignificant and the results are lovely.


If there is not already a support group for those of us addicted to the deep discount dollar stores, I would like to start one. I can hardly pass one by, because you never know what bargains might be lurking inside. Stocks change constantly as their astute buyers seek out deals for the rest of us. Theirs is an enviable position as they scour the globe, literally, and shop on a grand scale. Keep up the good work fellas and gals because we bargain hunters are out there hanging on your every buy-out.

Spring cleaning is essential to a true bargain shopper because we have to have somewhere to put our treasures. Tackle that pantry that tests your reflexes each time you open it. Organize that storage area that has turned into a dumping ground. Usable items may be donated to charity. You are eligible for a receipt for your donations, which may be helpful if you itemize your deductions.

Before you renew that driver’s license or those plates, are you aware that some license offices are Missouri state offices and some are privately run businesses? Offices with the sign stating Missouri Department of Revenue, are run by the state and you pay only the state fees for the services and documentation rendered. Privately owned ‘fee offices’ charge an extra amount for each service. A savings of several dollars per transaction can result if you do your homework and find a state office for your licenses and fees.


When it rains, it pours bargains. Rain checks are an excellent means of making your dollar go farther. Most stores issue rain checks when they run out of a sale item. Always take them. You may need the item at a later date, or you may be able to put together a double deal with a coupon. Some mail alternative offers if they do not get the same item in stock. Learn to use rain checks and another portal of saving opens to you. Remember, load up on rain checks the last day of a sale when stocks are depleted.
May a rainbow be certain to follow each rain.


Keep on the look out for bargains and save wherever and whenever you can. It’s a great feeling to arrive home with some super deals and money in your pocket.